WAR-BASTARD's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Squigly Fish Racer v1.0]

he he he funny

fish heads fish head rolly polly fish heads
fish heads fish heads eat them up yum!
yay

[Artillery Fun]

tat was great!

i did most enjoy that. u have to add to it and i hope u do. bastad slow tho. oh well nevermind thats my computer

[Defend Your Castle !]

that was good fun

i most enjoyed that even if it is that simple. u definately need to add to this because after u got the archary range there bugger all else to do

[Guardian Angel]

good job ol boy!

that was pretty good and the animation for the angel herself was a peice of work, well it looked good anyway. the spiders look a bit bollocks if u dontmind me saying. and it failed on my 2 favourite aspects. violence and humour so i found myself getting bored quite quick so i only gave it a 2

[Junkie Slaughter Demo]

a pain in the arse

literally. i kept getting buggered be the junk cos i ran out of ammo

[Smile Dancer 1.0 Demo]

a tad bland

i didnt really find it that entertaining. but yes i understand its a demo. is that right? 2kb my computer ses or is my com just plain shit? mind u i have to say that this definately has potential. just change the moves cos they are a bit shite, sorry.

[Metal Slug Rampage]

not great

but okay. the main thing was it was to repetative and the file size was a bit too big. also the enemy seemed to burst out into flames before the shell hits them.

[Clock Crew Pacman®]

mmmmm riveting stuff...

i must say that was a tad boring but then i did think pac man was a bit shit. the pac man himself is a bit late to turn his head wen u change direction and i dont think that the clocks are ment to overlap the walls.

[Driver's Ed (updated)]

huh?

what a pointless peice of turd. round and round round and round round and round round and round and FUCK! and round and round round and round its okay for the first few mins but then u realise there no point to the game. it relieves little bordem and u dont get anything out of it

[Excite Bike - Trouble]

funny, har har.

he he he hit the bicicles and the man fall off and scrape face all over the floor. and hit the filmers and they go SPLAT! :)